alphamishka1508:

morphin-3:

learninghowtosmile:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

Good to know!

My friend actually used this on me when I cut my hand open
I thought he was just making stuff up
Go figure

Good thing there literally are eggs always in our house

ptrparker:

hitchhikersguidetoblainesanus:

seriously whAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK

time to shine

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Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for studying?

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lolthefunniest:

“no one under 18 is allowed on this site!”

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  • Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  • Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
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